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(that's me favoriting many deviants... get your damn mind out of the gutter)
*ehem*
Fan boy moment over... now for the rant.
I have a complaint.
Seras is awesome not because she's clad in a clingy, wonderously awesomely, only-stalking-tear-able, outfit (though that's a plus). She is NOT sexy because she can pose up against the wall like the best of the porn stars. Oh no.
She's fucking beautiful because she totes warmachines like child's play, because she flies through the night on a lucid bit of dark energy, because despite the fact that she's a hot early 20 something, she could shred just about anything like the latest technology "future-weapon", because she's totally NOT a bitch, because she can fucking blend into so many more beings (being a vamp and all), because she's a fucking vampire, let's not forget (which is in of itself exudes sexiness), because she looks doubly awesome in the blood red and black (GAWD, I've always loved those colors together), because... because... she's fucking SERAS!
And to top it all off, she. will. fucking. live. for. ever. like. that.
So no.
Romance? meh. Pip and her were meant for each other, and that's a good enough romance for me. People, stop with the fucking Alucard/Seras... seriously, that's like, a father/daughter relationship going on, okay? Well... more like Master/spawn relationship, but either fucking way, they are NOT A ROMANTIC DUO!! Pip is so much more macho anyways... yes, I have a thing for Pip as well, but it's totally by proxy of Seras...
Sex? You have got to be fucking kidding me. I might compare Ann Rice to a genius in comparison to what-the-fuck-her-name-is, that Necrophiliac teen thriller, Twilight writer, but I do NOT understand what it is with people and sex+vamps... I mean... wtf? Sure, they accost you by playing on your deepest desires and fears, but ACTUAL INTERCOURSE? I THINK NOT! Especially not in my vampire fantasies... *ehem*
Right... so... that's all I have to say about that...





